Wala man na sa dictionary, Sir!

R.O.T.C. Formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus, circa 1997.

Philippine Army Officer: Dismantle your M-16 rifle as fast as you can. Afterwards, you MANTLE it!


Nahinumduman ni Engr. 3in1

Everything Follows

Sa usa ka Software company sa IT park..
Sa usa ka in-house seminar on Positive Thinking. Usa ka checklist ang gi-pasa sa mga ni attend…

———————————-
What do I want to ACHIEVE in the future in order to be HAPPY and SUCCESSFUL
– Promotion & More Benefits
– Higher Pay
– Brand new car
– My own house
– A partner in life
– Travels
– Own Business
———————————-

Attendant: Diba kung dako kag sweldo…musunod na man na tanan? Brand new car…My own haus…partner in life…


Nadunggan ni schmuck

He Has Spoken

Job interview overheard from the next cubicle.

Applicant: Yes, Sir. Can spoke English, Tagalog and Bisaya, sir.

Interviewer: What about others?

Applicant: Yes, can also spoke others, Sir.


Nadunggan ni Engr. 3in1

Timeout!

Asawa gayawyaw kay gaaway sila sa iyang bana kay grabe ka badlungon. Taud-taud…

Asawa: Na! Ga-jerjer gyud nuon mi!

Himan: Nya ok namo ‘Mam?

Asawa: Wa pa gihapon.

Himan: Nya!? Nganong ga-jerjer man mo?

Asawa: Wa nay labot sa away dong!

Asa Ma? Asa Ma?

Bata: Ma asa puyo sila kuya karon?

Mama: Ah sa katong condom didto sa may Ayala gi palit.


Nadunggan ni catcat

Name Game

Sto. Niño Village, Talisay City.

Nag inom samtang ga duwa ug “Magila-ila” to the tune of “Leron-Leron Sinta”.

Barkada 1: Magila-ila ta, klase sa mga iro. Akoa si german shepherd

Barkada 2: Akoa si bulldog

Barkada 3: Akoa si hound

Barkada 4: Akoa sad si doberman

Chiksboi nga taga Negros: Akoa si Boririt!

Tanan: Unsay boririt?

Chiksboi nga taga Negros: Boririt gud! Iro namo sa Negros!


Nadunggan ni Bingot

Beloved Father

Party sa mga amigong priests

Question: Ingon sila pads nga dili kuno mamakak ang pari.

Pari with a big smile: All the time!!!


Nadunggan ni Bingot

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