Heard on AM radio, 17 June 2007, 3:14 PM.

Radio Host: Sige, any last words, Ma’am?

Guest Speaker: Yes, mang-invite unta ko sa atung mga KABATAAN NGA BATAN-ON nga naminaw karon para mo-attend ani nga workshop. Free admission ra ni.

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At a store in BTC, 2 sales girls talking…

S1: Dhay, naa diay kay half-sister?

S2: Yup naa…naa gani sya sa amoa ron.

S1: Ai babaye diay imo half-sister?

S2: Oo, babaye…

Nadunggan ni sam

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Baby Angelo: uhaaaaa…. uhaaaaa…. (naghilak)

Papa Tonio: Hala baby, dont cry na. Tana-awa imong face sa mirror o, you’re so ugly na… LOOK AT! LOOK AT!

Nadunggan ni mominator

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Duha ka babaeng estudyante ang ningsakay ug jeep. Ang isa nakasakay na, nabilin ang ikaduha:

Girl 1: Hey, wait for me.

Girl 2: Fast, fast! The jeep is already forwarding.

Nadunggan ni Abaniko

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Two girls and two boys on a 14D jeep. Apparently, the two boys and one of the girls go to the same school.

Girl 1: Che, si Ron ug si Albert.

Girl 2: Hello.

Boys: Hi, Che.

Boy 1: Cousin mo ni Christine?

Girl 2: O.

Boy 2: Sa Pardo pud inyo?

Girl 2: O.

Boy 1: Ah… Sa Quiot?

Girl 2: (giggling and smiling shyly) Hehehe. Thanks.

Nadunggan ni leylander

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While watching TROY in SM

SCENE: Achilles (Brad Pitt) bids farewell to his dead opponent Hector (Eric Bana).

Achilles: See you in the next life, Brother.

Girl two seats away: Ay, shet! Brothers diay sila! Ka-sad!

Nadunggan ni leylander

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Moalboal, Cebu

GIRL 1: (while waiting outside the C.R.) Twen, ga-unsa ka diha?

GIRL 2: (from inside the C.R.) Wala lang. Ga-tambay-tambay.

Nadunggan ni jute

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