Scofield!

Sa usa ka radio interview:

Radio announcer: Unya, Sir, unsa’y inyong gibuhat aron ma-rehabilitate ning mga batan-on sa prisohan?

Local official: Aw, dili gyud na sila isagol sa ubang piniriso, aron ba di sila makat-on og daghan pa’ng mga DISDEMEANOR!


Nadunggan ni isolde

Brown Cup Coffee Shop, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City, 01 June 2007 12:53 P.M.

Guy 1: Bai, welcome to Cebu. Here to visit Daisy?

Guy 2: Ha ha! Shut up, pare. I was texting her kanina, teasing her about her Boracay pics sa friendster niya. Tapos she replied na amaw daw ako. Pare, what’s amaw?

Guy 1: It means you are cool, charming.

Guy 2: Ah okay.

FAET!

Sa sakyanan. Mama ang nagdrive.

Ate: Hala oy, nakuyawan naman ko sa akong entrance exam para college.

Manghud: Ate sad oy. Have FEET.

Mama: Unsay feet ba oy, FATE!


Nadunggan ni frustratedchinita

Love U Manong

Padung sa CIC. Estudyante padung munaog sa jeep.

Student: Lugar na manong here. I’ll make naog-naog na.


Nadunggan ni totsann

Double Action

Escario, Cebu City

Sae: Unsa gani ning Pan’s Labyrinth? Parehas ba ni siya atong sa Alice in THE Wonderland?

Himan: (Ningisi) Orayts!

Sae: Ay unsa diay? Alice AT THE Wonderland?

Himan: Salamat Sae sa bag-ong entry!

Tarunga na imong storya, Ref!

Company Sports Fest, Metro Sports Badminton Court, Lahug, Cebu City.

Referee: Ready na mo? Team captains over here! COSS TOIN ta to decide kinsang team ang first mo-serve!

I KNOW, RIGHT!?!?!?

SM City Cebu.

Padung na manguli, pamilya nagkalalis.

Anak: Tana, adto nata.

Inahan: O! Asa man mu?

Anak: Ari dri, dri man ko naka park.

Inahan: Ngano kahibaw man ka asa ka ga park?

Anak: Ha?


Nadunggan ni jorg3

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