Barkada nilaag sa BTC (Banilad Town Center)…

Kabarkada 1: Bay, anha ta kaon bai o!

Kabarkada 2: Asa man ana ba?

Kabarkada 3: Kana gud! (pointing finger to a Thai resto)

Kabarkada 2: Ki– ki– ki-na-tay?!?

Kabarkada 1: Unsay “kinatay”? Krua Thai! Tarunga gud ug basa.

Kabarkada 2: (Gibuka ug ayu iyang mata) Aw tuod noh?

Nadunggan ni kendi

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Overheard from a cubicle in a Software Department.

Guy 1: Taya oi. Nawagtang man akong USB.

Guy 2: Naa ra man tu tupad sa imong PC, kit-an tu nako ganiha.

Guy 1: Lagi. Asa na kaha tu? Miskoli kuno, bai.

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Watching an NBA game on Cable TV @ Nita’s Eatery, Camp Lapu-Lapu, Lahug, Cebu City.

Guy 1: Unsa nga team ang labaw?

Guy 2: Labaw na ang San Antonio Spurs ug seven seconds.

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Family Park, Nasipit, Talamban, Cebu City.

Emcee: Thank you, Mister Chairman, for that inspiring speech. And now to all of you here. GET READY TO BE PREPARED for the 2007 Annual Sportsfest! Let the games begin!

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Waiting in line at e-Diner, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.

I.T. Guy 1: Ngano sad kaha na siya noh? Ga-sige na lang daw siya ug insomnia lately.

I.T. Guy 2: Tan-awa ra! Di man gud na siya matug pirmi mao nang ga-sige na siya ug insomnia karon!

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Outside Bo’s Coffee, near Capitol, Cebu.

Girl on street: Ayala YOU?! Ayala sad ME!! Ayala ta together!!

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Marketing Department of a Business Process Outsourcing Firm, Cebu City.

Guy 1: Unsa gani binisaya sa sheep?

Guy 2: Karnero.

Guy 1: Ay?! Sure ka? Di ba ang karnero kay butcher man na? Tig-handle ug karne?

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