Murag Browser!

I.T. firm, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.

Guy: Nadawat na nimo ang load?

Lady: Wala pa jud. Kadali lang, i-refresh nako ako phone.

How Many?

R.O.T.C. formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus soccer field, circa 1996.

Squad Sergeant: I need TWO volunteers! You, you and you!

Sibugna!

Sa una, katong gagmay pa mi – Surigao

Nangutana si Nanay.

Nanay: “Bing, unsay imo gusto kan-on?”

Bingot: “PIRINITO nga isda, Nay!”


Nadunggan ni neelia

Complete Uniform

R.O.T.C. formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus soccer field, circa 1996.

Lieutenant: Be snappy, cadets! Tiger look! Pocket your smiles! And wear your head gear from head to foot!

These Eyes

Ate: Why must you act like such a brat?

Manghud: Ayaw kuno pagsalig nga maayo ka mu-english!

Ate: It’s my prerogative.

Manghud: Ambot nimo! Get out of my eyes!


Nadunggan ni frustratedchinita

Remember Us – Lamp Posts

Pag ASEAN Summit

Guy 1: Good morning sir! Welcome to Cebu. Are you a delegate?

Guy 2: No. I’m from Alcoy.


Nadunggan ni frustratedchinita

Attention, Cadet!

R.O.T.C. formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus soccer field, circa 1996.

Commandant: At your age, you should all learn proper discipline! You are already in college! You are already HUMAN BEINGS!

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