Somewhere in Gorordo…
Girl 1: Ayaw nalang uli To! Diri lang sa ta!
Toto: Kinahanglan nako muuli kay magtrabaho pa ko.
Girl 1: Diri lang diay ka magtrabaho, naa bitaw ka’y laptop.
Toto: Unya, internet?
Girl 1: Diri lagi! BOARDBAND dsl man ni sila!
Two call center agents on lunch break.
Agent 1: Grabeh na man sad na sila mo-reprimand ug agent oi!
Agent 2: Lagi! Ipaagi pa jud sa laing tawo ang kasaba! Binata kaayo nga style!
Agent 1: Dili man ta mga kinder oi! If they need to tell us something, there really is no need to beat around the BASH!
Inside the elevator.
Man 1: Bai, knock knock.
Man 2: Who’s there?
Man 1: Eminem.
Man 2: Eminem who?
Man 1: Emineeeeeeeeem of looooove. What more emineeem of looooove..
Man 2: Naa pa mas nindot.
Man 1: ‘Sa man?
Man 2: Let us pray. Eminem of the father, and of the son and of the whole spirit.
Man 1: Amen-em.
A Taxi Stand in the mall.
Taxi Driver 1: 37 million na kuno ang lotto, bai!
Taxi Driver 2: Boanga! Sa kadugay nakong maintain ug numero, wa pa man jud ko kadaug bisan diyes centavos na lang!
Taxi Driver 3: Asa man diay ka tigpalitan ug lotto nga tiket?
Taxi Driver 4: Kinahanglan pa diay ta mopalit?
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