Dinner with friends. Ga-chika-chika ra mi about sa amo usa ka amiga.
Tan (ga-joke): Oo. Beaten girlfriend man siya gud.
Jam2 (nashock ug maayu unya seryoso): Ha!? Beaten girlfriend si Ate Leileen!?!?
Ako: Battered man siguro nah. Dili beaten.
Jam2: Ai. O kahibaw ko! Nisunod ra gali kong Tan.
Nadunggan ni gee ai jo
Feb 14, 2008. USC-TC, Greek Myth class.
Nagstorya mi about how the Trojan War started.
Teacher: Ok, what else was Paris’ mistake besides abducting Helen?
Classmate: Sir, iyang gi-jerjer!
*Mga classmates nangatawa.*
Teacher: Besides that.
Classmate: Iyang gi-videohan sir!
Nadunggan ni polana
Sakay sa 04C nga jeep. February 05, 2008. 6:00PM.
Duha ka mga pasahero ang nag-istoryahanay. Kusog kaayo ang mga tingog.
Girl: Unsa diay nang http?
Gay: Ha?
Girl: Http gud. Kanang naa sa internet. Di ba, ang www kay worldwide web man na?
Gay: Aw, uu. Ang http kay wa ra na uy! Char-char ra na.
Nadunggan ni wayLingaw
Midterm exam in Problem Areas in Legal Ethics.
Professor (looking surprised to find the front row seats unoccupied): Why are you all sitting at the back? Is it for unethical purposes?
Student: Feng shui, Ma’am.
Nadunggan ni jute
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