Samotize…

Atong December, sa among sala.

Anak (singing): Under the red-nosed reindeer…

Ako: Unsa’y under? (Nitawag sa ako wife) Paminawa ni imo anak ai! Under, the red-nosed reindeer kuno.

Asawa: Ha! Nganong na red gud intawn na!


Nadunggan ni Hitachi

Don’t Jump! Don’t Jump!

Looc, Lapu-Lapu City, Cebu. 1:35 PM. January 2, 2008.

While my Mama and Auntie were talking…

Auntie (Holding a pic of a water falls): Running water diay ni ‘day?

Mama: Di. Jumping water man na.


Nadunggan ni nanchoi

Ah Kana Lagi!

Sa usa ka tindahan sa Manalili, Cebu City last December 18, 2007.

Ako: Miss, naa mo’y key chain?

Miss: Keychen?

Ako: Dili, key chain bah…(articulated)

Miss: Keychen…

Ako: Kana ba butanganan ug yawi bah…

Miss: Ah! Key holder diay. Wala man mi ana!


Nadunggan ni -KAt-

Happy Birthday!

“Happy sixty-twoth birthday to lola…”

Schoolmate, nagbasa ug newspaper


Nadunggan ni wAkOkOk

T-front kaha bai?

Overheard inside Cinema 4, Ayala Center Cebu, 26 Dec 2007, 8:17 PM.

Lady 1: Suway na lang diay ka ug T-back?

Lady 2: Di ko oi. Katol man siguro na.

Guy: Dili ra ba gyud.


Nadunggan ni Monster

Every Contact Leaves A Trace

At a class in Evidence, discussing admissibility of evidence…

Professor: Unsa gali nang “ila” class?

Student: Thumbmark!


Nadunggan ni jute

Tagay Pa!

Nag-inom mi sa Harrison Park pag December, 11 sa gabii. Naay hubog nikanta.

Hubog: I dedicate this song to myself. I hope I like it.


Nadunggan ni hoipeste

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