Whisper tingali…

September 25, 2007. 11:30 AM.

At the school canteen:

Me: Te, usa ka chicken with rice…paa lang ako te ha.

Miga: Te, ako sad, mag chicken with rice. Nya, pun-i lang ug duha ka siomai with wings.

Me: Ha?! Siomai with wings?

Miga: Ay sorry! Sorry te, na bulol ko. Chicken with wings ako and rice nya duha ka siomai, te. That’s all.


Nadunggan ni gee ai jo

Turn for me, baby!

November 3, 2007. 8:00 PM.

Talamban, Cebu City.

Taxi driver: Asa ta agi ‘day?

Girl: Left turn lang sa left ‘noy.


Nadunggan ni chutaming

Food!

USC-Main Canteen:

Menu


Nakit-an ni sairilh

Triple Treat

Nakakita mi’g dance troupe nga naay triplets nanayaw.

Guy1: Bai kita naka nila?

Guy2: Mura’g sila man na, kanang naa sa luyo.

Guy1: Hala o! Sila jud!

Guy2: Ang tulo ka twins! Ang tulo ka twins!


Nadunggan ni J

Dugay na?

Cinema 4, Waltermart Makati, 28 October sa hapon.

Duha ka laki sa atubangan nag istorya parte sa salida:

Guy1: Dugay na siguro na sila wa’y sex no?

Guy2: Mao jud. Mura kita duha.


Nadunggan ni estan

Mum!

While me,my mom and my boyfriend were having lunch…

Mum: So dong, we were having this slideshow contest…blah…blah…(telling my bf about the computer contest that she participated)

BF (Com-Sci Student): So tita, unsa’y computer language gi-gamit? Java? Html?

Mum: No, english.


Nadunggan ni nymspacewales

Ang Puso Mo!!!

Sa usa ka village sa Maguikay, Mandaue City, Cebu:

No!

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