While nag-inom akong Uncle and iyang friend:

Friend: Unsay kurso sa imong anak, bai?

Uncle: Nursing, bai.

Friend: Maayo, kay demanding baya kaayo na karon!

Nadunggan ni -anna-

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At a call center, Cebu City:

Agent: Allow me to pull up your account.

Customer: Sure.

(Long period of silence)

Customer: Are you there?

Agent: Yes sir, am there!

Nadunggan ni kim

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Diri sa balay.

Si Mama ug akong manghod nga 4 years old nagstoryahanay…

Mama: Unsa man imo Kang? Coke o Royal?

Kakang: YOYAL lagi!

Mama (sige’g katawa): Unsa!?

Kakang (nag-duhaduha kung ilituk ba usab iyang gusto..): Coke nalang oi!!!

Nadunggan ni imung klasmit

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Benjo Kag Ang Batalyon Pitbull
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ECE Acquiantance Party at Cebu Beach Club — July 22,2007:

Emcee: On your MARCH, get set, go!!!

Nadunggan ni watDa..F

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July 13, sa USC-TC…

Teacher: Class, confidentiality is important. If naa siya TB, dili dayon mu musulti sa uban tao nga naa siya’y TB. So, you have to be CONFIDENT.

Nadunggan ni yunis

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Mga saleslady sa CHAINS sa BTC, nag-chismiss sa ilang nakit-an na away:

Girl1: Ingon ang babay day bah na “you’re a hoor, you’re a hoor”.

Girl2: Unsay hoor day bah?

Girl1: Ay kanang bigaon gud!

Nadunggan ni purpLe granite

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