Brown Cup Coffee Shop, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City, 01 June 2007 12:53 P.M.

Guy 1: Bai, welcome to Cebu. Here to visit Daisy?

Guy 2: Ha ha! Shut up, pare. I was texting her kanina, teasing her about her Boracay pics sa friendster niya. Tapos she replied na amaw daw ako. Pare, what’s amaw?

Guy 1: It means you are cool, charming.

Guy 2: Ah okay.

Thar She Blows!

Songbook, KTV Bar, Lahug, Cebu City:

himantayon.com

Flash and Move

Moalboal, Cebu:

himantayon.com

FAET!

Sa sakyanan. Mama ang nagdrive.

Ate: Hala oy, nakuyawan naman ko sa akong entrance exam para college.

Manghud: Ate sad oy. Have FEET.

Mama: Unsay feet ba oy, FATE!


Nadunggan ni frustratedchinita

Love U Manong

Padung sa CIC. Estudyante padung munaog sa jeep.

Student: Lugar na manong here. I’ll make naog-naog na.


Nadunggan ni totsann

Double Action

Escario, Cebu City

Sae: Unsa gani ning Pan’s Labyrinth? Parehas ba ni siya atong sa Alice in THE Wonderland?

Himan: (Ningisi) Orayts!

Sae: Ay unsa diay? Alice AT THE Wonderland?

Himan: Salamat Sae sa bag-ong entry!

Hangry

MSN Messenger conversation, April 28, 2007, 4:15 P.M.

Jerus_king says:
my stomach is burning

Jordan@CITMktg says:
atik ra cguro yo

jerus_king says:
i need something to it

Gino CIT_Marketing says:
hahahahahah

jerus_king says:
got to go guys

Gino CIT_Marketing says:
hahahahahaha

Jordan@CITMktg says:
ahahhaa

Jordan@CITMktg says:
go it na

Gino CIT_Marketing says:
hahahahhaha

mark | cit | mktg | 3138 says:
me too i havent iten yet

jerus_king says:
nice

jerus_king says:
see yah

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