American Tutor: Very good. Now, what do you call the tough material that covers the outside of a tree?
Bisdak Student: Uhmm.
American Tutor: Come on, John. You just read it a while ago.
Bisdak Student: Uhmm
American Tutor: Come on. Think.
Bisdak Student: Uhmm
American Tutor: (loses patience) Bark, John, bark!
Bisdak Student: Aw! Aw! Aw! Rarr! Aw!
Nadunggan ni leylander
Overheard, usa ka buntag sud sa dyip padulong sa I.T. Park:
Pasahero: Plete Noy o, palihug ko miss, usa ra na Noy…
Driver: (Sa samin) Kang kinsa ning Baynte?
Pasahero: Ako na Noy…usa ra na (Nag tan-aw sa relo, murag late)
Driver: Asa naog?
Pasahero: Secret!
Nadunggan ni Tiniwini
Waiting in line at a fast food restaurant.
Lady 1: Apply ko sa inyoha beh. Unya ikaw ako himuon reference.
Lady 2: Hala, unsaun man na nga wala man ta nagkauban ug work ever? Dili man gani ta classmate pag-college!
Lady 1: Ingna lang gud nga friends ta sa friendster.
San Isidro, Talisay City, Cebu.
Balay.
Duha ka ulitawo na moso
Ulitawo 1: Naa na part…nag-hubo na…sinawa sa paa part!
Ulitawo 2: Ako nasad beh…sige na.
Ulitawo 2: Sige na…siyagit ko ron.
Ulitawo 1: Sige o…ikaw na.
Ulitawo 2 (ni-lili): Atay nimo part oi…mama mana nako!
Gisumitar ni: Bingot
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